KATE, SEAN, ANNA, HAYLIE AND BRIZY: That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to assume
that a man who wears perfume
is automatically radically fey?

SEAN: But look at his coiffed and crispy locks.

ANNA: Look at his silk translucent socks.

KATE: There's the eternal paradox.
Look what we're seeing.

HAYLIE: What are we seeing?

KATE: Is he gay?

BRIZY: Of course he's gay.

KATE: Or European?

ALL: ohhhhhh.
Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or European?

MY FATHER: Well hey, don't look at me.

KATE: You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports.
They play peculiar sports.

ALL: In shiny shirts and tiny shorts.
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks.
They will say things like "ciao bella"
while they kiss you on both cheeks.

ANNA: Oh please.

ALL: Gay or European?
So many shades of gray.

SEAN: Depending on the time of day, the French go either way.

ALL: Is he gay or European?
or

KATE: There! Right There!
Look at that condescending smirk.
Seen it on every guy at work.
That is a metro hetero jerk.
That guy's not gay, I say no way.

ALL: That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to presume
that a hottie in that costume

SEAN: Is automatically-radically

ANNA: Ironically chronically

HAYLIE: Certainly pertin'tly

BRIZY: Genetically medically

All: GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY

EDGEWORTH: *kisses Ema's hand*

ALL: DAMNIT!
Gay or European?

HAYLIE: So stylish and relaxed.

ALL: Is he gay or European?

BRIZY: I think his chest is waxed.

KATE: But they bring their boys up different there.
It's culturally diverse.
It's not a fashion curse.

ALL: If he wears a kilt or bears a purse.
Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code.

ANNA: Yet his accent is hypnotic
but his shoes are pointy toed.

ALL: Huh.
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray.

KATE: But if he turns out straight I'm free at eight on Saturday.

All:
Is he gay or European?
gay or european?
Gay or Euro-

EDGEWORTH: You know, I'm actually from California.

ALL: .... HE'S GAY!

KATE: HE'S EUROPEAN!

ALL: HE'S GAY!

KATE: HE'S EUROPEAN!

ALL: AND GAAAAAY~

EDGEWORTH: ... Well, I never said that.