Well is it relevant to assume
that a man who wears perfume
is automatically radically fey?
SEAN: But look at his coiffed and crispy locks.
ANNA: Look at his silk translucent socks.
KATE: There's the eternal paradox.
Look what we're seeing.
HAYLIE: What are we seeing?
KATE: Is he gay?
BRIZY: Of course he's gay.
KATE: Or European?
ALL: ohhhhhh.
Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or European?
MY FATHER: Well hey, don't look at me.
KATE: You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports.
They play peculiar sports.
ALL: In shiny shirts and tiny shorts.
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks.
They will say things like "ciao bella"
while they kiss you on both cheeks.
ANNA: Oh please.
ALL: Gay or European?
So many shades of gray.
SEAN: Depending on the time of day, the French go either way.
ALL: Is he gay or European?
or
KATE: There! Right There!
Look at that condescending smirk.
Seen it on every guy at work.
That is a metro hetero jerk.
That guy's not gay, I say no way.
ALL: That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to presume
that a hottie in that costume
SEAN: Is automatically-radically
ANNA: Ironically chronically
HAYLIE: Certainly pertin'tly
BRIZY: Genetically medically
All: GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY
EDGEWORTH: *kisses Ema's hand*
ALL: DAMNIT!
Gay or European?
HAYLIE: So stylish and relaxed.
ALL: Is he gay or European?
BRIZY: I think his chest is waxed.
KATE: But they bring their boys up different there.
It's culturally diverse.
It's not a fashion curse.
ALL: If he wears a kilt or bears a purse.
Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code.
ANNA: Yet his accent is hypnotic
but his shoes are pointy toed.
ALL: Huh.
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray.
KATE: But if he turns out straight I'm free at eight on Saturday.
All:
Is he gay or European?
gay or european?
Gay or Euro-
EDGEWORTH: You know, I'm actually from California.
ALL: .... HE'S GAY!
KATE: HE'S EUROPEAN!
ALL: HE'S GAY!
KATE: HE'S EUROPEAN!
ALL: AND GAAAAAY~
EDGEWORTH: ... Well, I never said that.










--
~Have-a-sum-pudding is the Mia to my Diego
=Gleefulcynic is the Maya to my Phoenix (Platonically speaking)
--
~Awsome-Dawson is the Diego to my Mia
=gleefulcynic is the Devil to my Kristoph.
*mistywren is the Gumshoe to my Edgeworth.
--
~Have-a-sum-pudding is the Mia to my Diego
=Gleefulcynic is the Maya to my Phoenix (Platonically speaking)
--
"You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless! You've gotta hope even more, and cover your ears and go LALALALALALALA..." - Fry, Futurama
--
you say joe bros-I say HELL NO!
u say Hannah Montana--I say Exodus
u say Zac Efron--I say hes gay
u say rap:I say METAL
u say I'm Wierd--I say SO!
--
"You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless! You've gotta hope even more, and cover your ears and go LALALALALALALA..." - Fry, Futurama
--
you say joe bros-I say HELL NO!
u say Hannah Montana--I say Exodus
u say Zac Efron--I say hes gay
u say rap:I say METAL
u say I'm Wierd--I say SO!
--
~Awsome-Dawson is the Diego to my Mia
=gleefulcynic is the Devil to my Kristoph.
*mistywren is the Gumshoe to my Edgeworth.
--
you say joe bros-I say HELL NO!
u say Hannah Montana--I say Exodus
u say Zac Efron--I say hes gay
u say rap:I say METAL
u say I'm Wierd--I say SO!
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